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Donald Trump Says Gulf of Mexico Will Now Be Called 'Gulf of America.' Congress Is Already Prepping Legislation (people.com)

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Working on the important stuff first I see! While we're at it, why did we slip back into calling them French fries. We need to throw some serious money at this problem - I'm talkin' make the libs complain we could have ended homelessness money at changing the damn name of fried fucking potatoes!! Yeah, hand me my mountain dew hat! We're dewin this! Murica! Hellz yah!

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I can't wait for the 80 trillion dollar investment

[–] azimir@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

That is strangely going to the relatives of the oversight committee, what what can you do, eh?