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Why would Dumbledolf do this (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by PugJesus@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When I grow up, I wanna be an astronaut!

Well I'm gonna be the first woman prime minister!

Well I'm gonna become a doctor and cure cancer!

Into Slytherin you go, you ambitious little fucks

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago

It makes more sense if you know Rowling is a shitty neolib and looks down on people trying to make society better.