okmatewanker

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submitted 3 days ago by Emperor to c/okmatewanker

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[–] Emperor 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I keep some space blankets in the car along with a foldable spade and a giant self-heating tin of beans and sausages.

[–] Hossenfeffer 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

a giant self-heating tin of beans and sausages.

I didn't like your last nickname for me and, honestly, this one isn't much better, not gonna lie.

[–] Emperor 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You aren't denying it's accuracy though...

[–] Hossenfeffer 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But, yeah, but, but, but... I got nothing.

[–] Emperor 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You've got beans and tiny sausages in you, that's what you've got.

[–] Hossenfeffer 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The snossages... *sniff*... aren't tiny.

[–] Emperor 4 points 2 days ago

Blame the cold weather.