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[–] Atlusb@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It takes 5 guys to make the burgers, but only 1 to carry the sign.

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was originally named for the founder and his four sons. Then, dad had another kid and redefined the meaning of the name to be the five sons.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That extra son is insurance for if one of those kids is trans

[–] mossy_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

He was born to be an ally

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Need 1 of each:

  • Register/Lobby
  • Grill
  • Dressings
  • Fryer
  • Back of house/prep/dishes
  • Manager

Jobs can double up depending on business

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Peanuts are in the lobby.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who decided to put Cynthia the elephant in charge of peanuts!?

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We thought that since Jimmie is no longer with us Cynthia seemed liked she'd remember what to do