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Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future quit rather than take assignment to visit Elon Musk (www.thebeaverton.com)
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[–] Blackout@fedia.io 61 points 2 days ago

Past would be like: "Remember that Christmas morning when you and your Grandpa went to one his Emerald mines and watched one of his "workers" get punished for taking a pause HEY why is this your most cherished Xmas memory?"