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Santa’s sleigh vaporized by heavy anti-aircraft fire over New Jersey (www.duffelblog.com)

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TWA_Flight_800#Missile_or_bomb_detonation

[–] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Further examination of the airplane structure, seats, and other interior components found no damage typically associated with a high-energy explosion of a bomb or missile warhead"

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Yep. Nothing to see here.