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Grown man insists on calling it Christmas Eve Eve (newsthump.com)
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[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What about christmas Lilith?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

She arrives if and when she pleases

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 8 points 4 days ago

They got rid of it. Some even claim Christmas Lilith never existed in the first place.