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Ron DeSantis Signs Bill to Remove the Word “Gay” From All Christmas Songs (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 49 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Absolutely NOT. Fred Flintstone drove a zero-emissions vehicle, which is yabba-dabba-WOKE!

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Alternative fuel vehicle, barefoot, and earthen home? Woke af

[–] stephen01king@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago

Technically, the power source for his vehicle does have an exhaust port that occasionally puts out methane gas.