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"alright guys, (puts on ski mask) today we've partnered up with the lockpicking lawyer to break into this gated community."
I mean the man is a lawyer. Surely that makes it legal, right?
...right?
meanwhile: "Hiroki tumblelock, use the pryer and rake the pins, and its open, onto the CCTV, they're using an esp32-based system, overload gpio pin 23, and its down, onto the armed guards, that's a knockoff glock variant, hand to throat, body shield, pop those two off, and a quick immolation here and here, and they're down...."
Let me do that again to show it wasn't a fluke.