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Your horoscope: Virgo (August 23 to September 22) (lemm.ee)
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Virgo
(August 23 to September 22):

Unfortunately, your stars are out on their union-mandated break at the moment.

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

And here I thought The Onion was suppose to be satire.