Because I'm sick of seeing the same trite "how is this satire" comments every time I post in this community, I've decided to start including the definition for everyone:
this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2024
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Imagine seeing that the entire nation will hate you forever if you shoot up a school and then seeing that the nation will love you forever if you take out a CEO and you still choose to be the biggest pussy on Earth by going after innocent children.
That's irrelevant in this case. The shooter was a 15-year-old student at the school, not an outsider who picked the school to target.