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GWAR Forced to Reduce Fake Cum Usage After Tariffs Cut Supply to 5 Barrels a Day (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 1 week ago by nokturne213@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm a Republican who does their Own Research and this is FALSE because GWAR isn't Real!

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fake news.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

GWAR interviews cracked me up so much as a kid. Their commitment to the bit is awesome.

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Dave was a lot better about staying in character than Mike is. There is an Opie & Anthony interview with Oderus and they could not get him to break character, then Oderus left and Dave comes in and they could not get him to admit he is Oderus.

While Mike sells Blöthar well, he does not have the commitment Dave did.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 14 points 1 week ago

Obvious bait. A republican would never use "their".