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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)

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[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 98 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Thank GOD it was only a School getting Shot up and not a CEO! I ALMOST thought I had to Care!

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh was there another school shooting?

[–] CyberMonkey404@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

I hear there was one in california around the same time Thompson got his medical license revoked

[–] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago

Authorities are busy trying to determine whether Luigi Mangione was involved in the school shooting.