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jesus and sacrifice (lemmygrad.ml)

submitted 2 weeks ago by big_spoon@lemmygrad.ml to c/memes@lemmygrad.ml

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maybe he didn't sacrifice so much as we thought

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[–] DisabledAceSocialist@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Considering god created a hellhole of a world for us and Jesus came down here willingly to be tortured, he's clearly a sadomasochist who enjoyed it. When he got back to heaven he probably wanked himself blind.

Also I think all the obsession god has with no sex outside of marriage - that's effectively edging. God likes to abstain for as long as possible to make his orgasm stronger - he is literally an edgelord.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Turns out, Lucifer didn't rebel because he wanted to conquer heaven.

He just was sick of the denial play.