maybe he didn't sacrifice so much as we thought
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While true, he did get tortured.
"Jesus suffered for your sins" would be more internally consistent to their mythology.
Also are we sure he knew he would be resurrected? Been a long time since Bible studies.
He's part of the godhead. That's why he knew he had to be crucified - God didn't tell him, they're the same entity. When he went to pray in the garden he was really just talking about his problems to himself. I do the same thing with myself all the time.
Although it's funny to think that God had no idea what would happen: it was basically a game breaking glitch and he used it for an infinite ~~money~~ salvation cheat.
Yes. When Christ died he traveled to hell and raises all he souls trapped there. Implying he had a plan before dying.
Considering god created a hellhole of a world for us and Jesus came down here willingly to be tortured, he's clearly a sadomasochist who enjoyed it. When he got back to heaven he probably wanked himself blind.
Also I think all the obsession god has with no sex outside of marriage - that's effectively edging. God likes to abstain for as long as possible to make his orgasm stronger - he is literally an edgelord.
Turns out, Lucifer didn't rebel because he wanted to conquer heaven.
He just was sick of the denial play.