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[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

May I interest you in my foolproof microwave potato guide?

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I'm so glad you asked! It's SO easy and the results are 95% as good as an ovened potato!

Step one: Wash your potato. We don't want no dirty boys in our microwave do we?

Step two: get you favourite knife and give your potatoes a good ol' stabbing. About 8 stabs, all around it. Your potato should now be dead.

Step three: place potatoes on a microwave safe dish. Insert into microwave. For one good sized potato I'd give it about 6 minutes, then flip it and give it another 5 minutes. Add about 2 minutes total per potato.

Step four: let cool for a minute or two, remove from microwave, and cut and top to your needs.

Step five: enjoy!

Step six: by this stage you will have come to understand that microwaving potato is the best way to cook them, and it's your duty to spread the word!

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bless you! Saved for future microwave potato endeavours! You're a true hero of the potatpeaple!

No need to thank me. Just doing the good work of our Lord and saviour, Je- the Microwave

[โ€“] SituationCake@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Thankyou. Not all heros wear capes.

[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Saved for reference as well!