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Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women (theonion.com)
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[–] lettruthout@lemmy.world 67 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“Should an expectant woman be found in possession of luggage of any kind—even a small handbag or clutch, which we all know can be used to smuggle mifepristone—she will be subject to the full force of the Texas healthcare system.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Holy crap that's savage