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submitted 2 weeks ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hear that women in Texas have to get their husbands permission to buy coat hangers.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They just have to ask them to punch them in the stomach and kick them down the stairs. Way easier.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Don't you just get that with all small town Texan men?

They just have to hold off the gut punches for 9 months when they know they are getting a son.