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[–] lettruthout@lemmy.world 224 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“The whole thing has shattered my psyche if I’m being honest. I tried to schedule an extra session with my therapist, but my insurance wouldn’t cover it...

[–] transientpunk@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 weeks ago

If the shooter does get caught, I hope this is part of his defense