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It took me 3 tries to realize she wasn't saying "We took a moment to locate our nearest shit."
Well, you never really think about where the nearest shit is to you
I did as I flew back from Malaysia with a really bad food poisoning. I had to re schedule my flight and whole booking the new seat I made sure it was in sprint reach of the nearest shit...er.
That was a fun trip
it might be behind you
It was inside you all along.
music swells
But i do think about where the nearest xitter (shitter) is.
Hey speak for yourself. i think about this ALL the time when i go to the dog park
She?
No, She is the current president, Who is the last president of China.