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Is this romantic or a red flag? (lemmy.world)

submitted 18 hours ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 53 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

She's probably great in bed. The crazy ones always are.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 40 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

To all you younglings out there reading this, crazy chicks are fun but they will ruin your life.

Never stick your dick in crazy.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 8 points 10 hours ago

I can corroborate this as well firsthand. Shit had its amazing highs but set me back years and nearly tore apart everything in the process. It's just not worth it

[–] TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

To all you bi/gay/etc younglings out there, never get stuck with crazy dick.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 21 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Truth. There's often no safe exit strategy either. Once the deed is done, you are in grave danger.

[–] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 5 points 14 hours ago

Don't be a fool, use your tool

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 14 hours ago

Vasectomies can help. But be prepared to move, change your number, and switch jobs.