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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 49 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Real, conservative men eat only well done steak with ketchup, like Trump.

[–] sozesoze@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Seasoned only with salt and pepper, so you can still taste the stress hormones of the cow

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Or cold hamberders

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 4 days ago

"Tomato reduction"

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Honestly, I hate steak, prefer beef well done, and love ketchup 🤔

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

But you're already not being Jessica! You can't not be two people at once!

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

steak rare enough that it's actually not safe to eat, with gargantuan greasy fries (absolutely no skin allowed) and the cheapest most sickly sweet bbq sauce.
they then wonder why they keep shitting themselves

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago