Wtf, it's some kind of magical elixir you're supposed to dribble directly onto your dick 
Every detail about this ad is so fucking funny, from the roaring wolfman to the text.
AliExpress is a Wild West of shady medical products like these. Why does Elon Musk spend tens of thousands on hair plugs when he could buy a Chinese remedy that would give him a full mane of hair in a week for 10 bucks
She can't run anymore. Not because its too heavy or gets in the way, but because one of her legs doesn't get enough blood anymore. She's going to die if she ever gets less than three hours a day of cardio.