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Anon tries programming in Java (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by LiamTheBox@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe -5 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Tell us more ancient one, your heroic tale of "giving up against the endless weight of capitalism" is fascinating.

[–] lurklurk@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

“giving up against the endless weight of capitalism”

We just call it "having a job" nowadays

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe -1 points 3 hours ago

Lol I always forget how conservative software devs are, oop

[–] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Love the dramatics.

This ancient one has learned the art of pragmatism. A little time in the trenches of enterprise development can do that – turn passionate ideals into practical choices.

Some days it’s C++, some days it’s Java, Python and so on. In the end, the code compiles, and the ancient one get paid.

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 0 points 3 hours ago

Dramatics are my main form of communication so thank you for your appreciation