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He’s probably going to make it so that government departments will be rewarded in Dogecoin if they’re deemed efficient
Elon buys up crypto, DJT coin, Doge
Elon dissolves the Federal Reserve and the US mint for being "inefficient"
Elon briefly becomes the world's first trillionaire
The US economy collapses even harder than the depression
This is if Liz Truss had 4 (or more) years to wreck the UK economy instead of like 4 weeks. Elon's going to dissolve NASA to make SpaceX the sole contractor for US space efforts, make several billion dollars then absolve all blame when the SpaceX-Boeing joint space station that's meant to replace the ISS falls out of orbit and lands in the ocean.
The US getting a 1990s Eastern European government is kinda karmic if you think about it.
You are still an optimist
I was thinking some poetic god would bring the billionaire venture space station down in the same spot in the ocean as the billionaire venture deep ocean submersible.