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[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 129 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Lmao. Less than 1 mile? I walked twice that every day to school since I was 7

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

When I had my small children this summer they were freaking out that it was a 1.2 mile hike to the creek. FFS, we started elementary gym class with a mile run, every, single day.

Don't know where I'm going with this. Must be an old man, "Everyone's a pussy now days".

Yeah, it's the distance that makes this. I walked a mile to elementary school and back since I was six.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Yo I might not be old enough to say this but it was like 5 miles for me who lived out in the country and uphill both fucking ways!

This is a serious affront to freedom.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Same(ish). Half mile walk to and from school every morning. I was in kindergarten. I was escorted a few times to teach me the route. By 5th grade I was occasionally riding bike or walking 3 miles across town.