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[–] django@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I requested a thinkpad and installed arch linux on it. How safe is my job?

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

Answer: how safe is the job from you?

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago

If you try to give notice they'll kidnap you and you'll spend the next three decades of your life singlehandedly keeping the server running from a secure location somewhere in the Poconos.