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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon meets up with a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You gotta wash your junk once in a while

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

most sane prostitutes give bjs with condom only, but anon was too much

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

Even a wrapped rancid weiner doesn't stand alone. The beans and bush are gonna stink.