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[–] rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com 89 points 2 days ago (3 children)

She didn't need the money that bad, anon. There are worse things in the world than being friends with a hot girl.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Anon is an idiot. Hot women usually are friends with other hot women. He could have befriended her, get invited to a party and meet someone there who wants to fuck with him.

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Exactly what I say to people that have issues finding partners, befriend someone, get to know them, really know them as a person. They will introduce you to other people that may align with your interests and can double as a vetting source (in my case my woman friend kept me sane with all the crazy I was drawn to like a moth to a flame) I did finally find sanity

[–] echodot -2 points 1 day ago

Except let's be honest if he was wanting to pay for a prostitute. I don't think he's got much of a chance with anyone.

Needs to get his own life sorted first.

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

There is being friends with a hot girl but then there is being passed over because you aren't a dick.

Luckily it wasn't me but I heard some girl say "I think your hot but you're just too nice"

Like what the fuck haha. I know they didn't want a relationship either and she fucked someone else like a day later. Talked to others and asked why they passed over some boy for another and it's not attraction it's that they aren't dickheads.

It's a hill I'll die on some girls definitely need that.

[–] rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, yeah, some are like that. That's why we have "bad boy" stereotypes and the saying "nice guys finish last." Women want men they can relate to and enjoy being around, and some women enjoy being with guys that aren't respectful of things/people that they don't have an emotional connection to. Most women I've met don't want that type of guy.

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

That guy definitely does better on the one night stands.

But the real mistake "nice guys" make is they are too picky and choose the "right one" then focus on her. The real trick is if a girl isn't interested in you immediately lose interest and find someone else. If you are properly in the friendzone 9/10 that girl will then be pissed off with you because even though she didn't want, you someone else did.

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago

What if she gets stuck in the washer?