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DNC Announces Plans to Learn Nothing from This (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 108 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

We also want to congratulate our friends in the Republican party, they played a great game and we can’t wait to work with them more.

Republican National Committee Chair Michael Whatley is excited to see his colleagues at the DNC make the same mistakes over and over.

This is amazing.

“I saw how the DNC ignored voters, I saw how they talked down to people, and that just made my job easy. I go in and say ‘Democrats think you’re dumb, but Republicans think you’re a genius’ and these dopes eat it up like the slop they feed their pigs.

Holy fuck is this even satire anymore? I can literally see a GOP campaign official say that in private.

[–] iwndwyt@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 weeks ago

In private? I can see them saying it on TV and the rubes still voting for them since all they watch is Fox News and they'd never run it.

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Trump won Michigan by doing the absolute bare minimum of pretending to care about the core issues Harris actively ignored (cough genocide).

And also paying probably like 50 bucks to spam send this image for two weeks.