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Piss-Soaked Tucker Carlson Claims Demon Urinated On Him While He Slept (theonion.com)
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[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

“The demon made me suck those men off too— and now my wife is pissed”