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Boomer Makes Sure to Have Most Annoying Ringtone Selected at Highest Volume Before Leaving House (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This kind of community is obviously above your pay grade. You should probably get some sleep.