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Imagine being the secret service guy tasked with keeping ice away from the fryer
"Lots of people don't know this but my genius uncle at MIT knew. And he told me. if you wanna fry something frozen really fast - you can just put the ice in the super hot oil pool. See if I—"
To protect the president - the Secret Service leaps into action and knocks the ice bag from Trump's arms and wrestles it to the ground.
Trump glares at them and keeps talking "What is it? What is it called? The super hot oil pool. Plasmaoil? Yeah, plasmaoil. Like the sun - so strong."