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Remind me not to stay in one of their enclosed bunkers with them for an extended period of time.
The more you eat beans and fiber, the better your digestive system becomes at digesting them.
Beans beans the magical fruit The more you eat the more you toot
The more you toot the better you feel, so eat your beans at every meal!
OK now I'm scared.
I never heard that before, and just now YouTube showed me this: https://youtube.com/shorts/4Lxtssc1RVo
The more you toot, the better you feel, so let’s eat beans at every meal!