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[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Uh no, he's super horny for torture

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Yeah, but evangelicals also think Satan does all sorts of trickery on Earth all the time to thwart God. Which God somehow lets happen.

And then, of course, there's the fact that people can hurt their omnipotent god by doing things like saying "fuck" or kissing someone of their own gender. The god that's also omniscient, so he would have seen it coming before he did all the light let there being.

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

God is secretly horny for all that shit, He's Satan's bottom.

He's just repressed, like a Republican senator.

Weird how we all make gods in our own image

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That and I think their god hates them.

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Well yeah, they hate themselves

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