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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon doesn't know what he's doing wrong (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 271 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe anon has more luck flirting outside of his household?

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That, or try breaking his arms.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Yup, more than one way to skin a cat. (BTW, I heard this term as a construction term, as in operating a Caterpillar machine).

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Furiously peels the vinyl off the tractor seat.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

slowly peels vinyl off the tractor seat Yup. More than one way.

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

I don’t think anon’s mom loves him that much. Anon is anon, after all.