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Woop woop unto others as you'd woop woop unto yourself (midwest.social)
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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

“Salvation, how does it work?”

[–] espentan@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

.. and I don't wanna talk to a prophet
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me blessed

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Muthafuckin miracles