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I've stopped worshipping several of the old gods, not just one. Mwahahaha. You can't stop me.
Do you want to go to the field of reeds after you die or do you want your heart eaten by a crocodile? Because I'm telling you, it won't be Aaru for you my friend. Not on that ferry.
It's fine, I've come to the understanding that capitalism > faith and that I can just bribe Charon with a coin instead to ferry me across.
Besides, I stopped worshipping the moksha type of old gods, not the aaru kind.
That just gets you across the Lady Styx, it doesn't guarantee your entrance to Hades.