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It's midnight.
You're sleeping peacefully, having a nice dream about being overseas.
Suddenly, someone starts choking in your dream.
You wake up.
The cat has hocked a hairball up on your doona.
You frantically clean and strip the doona. Your restful sleep is gone.
The end.
I had a dream that "we" (random people) were being hunted by a deep sea creature that would swallow people whole from below.
Then we figured out that it had been listening to Mariah Carey and "All I want for Christmas is you" had made it fall in love with people but it had interpreted it as literally needing to eat them to show its love. So then we were trying to escape while trying to brainstorm songs to play to convince the sea monster it could show its love by just waving from afar or something.
Woke up in a sweat but also WTF?? I can't even blame a cat..... :-/
Was giving me "Shia LaBeouf" shitpost vibes for a minute. I guess you'd have been happier to see Shia LaBeouf than hucked up hairball on the doona.