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Cat has no idea how all those dead things got in here (newsthump.com)
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[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"I bet it was the dog"
-- The Cat

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We don't even have a dog

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

Neighbor's dog.