then half the people living today are younger than you are. World's median age is around 31. Imagine all those people who have seen less than you, learned less than you. By a slight margin they make up the bulk of humanity. Congrats on becoming an elder. Go teach them what you know.

My source: the literal CIA world factbook which I will not link here

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[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I keep trying to teach them things but they keep telling me I have L rizz and negative aura and that I need to become a skibbity sigma rizzler.

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How can you teach if you're not first willing to learn?

edgeworth-smug

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I watched all the videos about a head coming out of a toilet and I still don't get it.

This shit is more confusing than Hegel!

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jokes aside, I feel that the hexbear mode of communication - confident belief and fearless defense of your principles, combined with slightly unhinged and uncompromising shitposting - is pretty close to what the kids find cool. It's always been that, really. Trying to baby speak to them is a lost cause. Preaching at them even more so.

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

On god, no cap fr fr

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

This is also baby speak, coming from us olds