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Polls Show J.D. Vance Performing Favorably Among Men Who Think the Bartender Is Flirting With Them (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] cori@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 3 months ago

This feels like a statement that's definitely true and only counts as satire because nobody has tested it yet