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[–] SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

5G towers do cause covid. Without 5G my WiFi would be far too shitty to book a cinema seat and get nice and infected by Karen her unvaccinated crotch goblins.

Edit: yes I am looking at a different provider.