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Anon goes to dinner with coworkers (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Fuck Israel but don't blame your coworker.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Coworker was insensitive too

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The same goes for the Irish car bomb drink. As I heard one comedian say "imagine how many Americans would be up in arms if I made a drink that was two kamikazes in a Manhattan and called it a 9/11."

[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

9/11 drink would go hard tho, imagine it comes in two cups, with 9 parts something 11 parts alcohol, but it would be easier on others countries with 11/9

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

This is how to do carbomb jokes.

[–] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee -1 points 2 months ago

The difference is Irish car bombs are fucking delicious. That 9/11 sounds disgusting.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Don't throw around insults if you don't want to be insulted.