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Anon goes to dinner with coworkers (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 233 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Report the Israeli to HR for the potato joke before anyone reports you. Also mention everyone else and say that they were all laughing and pointing at you.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 126 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Go ahead and warm that resume up too lol