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[โ€“] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

I know a guy that used a women's hygiene product once by mistake. Now he's a she and doesn't have a penis anymore. Make sure your family knows the dangers involved of using the incorrect gendered hygiene product. It's like plugging a 120v appliance into the 240v outlet.

[โ€“] JustAPenguin@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Poor guy shaved his penis off ๐Ÿ˜” My condolences and best wishes

[โ€“] drathvedro@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

All my appliances are rated 120/240v. Does that mean I'm bi?

[โ€“] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Believe it or not, straight to jail

[โ€“] Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Probably more Non-binary my dude. Bi is more about what type of appliance voltage you're attracted to rather than what you got in your house.

[โ€“] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

So that is how school transgender surgeries work.

[โ€“] MoogleMaestro@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I knew there had to be some kind of a catch.

Oh well, still worth it. :)

[โ€“] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't happen to everyone, I should know, I've done it plenty of times and I'm still not a girl.

[โ€“] MoogleMaestro@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna just keep trying. One dice roll I'll eventually reach critical success!

[โ€“] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Well the question is, do you want to be a girl or want to be trans? Generally that's usually enough to mean it is so already.