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Trump replied, “I’ll tell you, it’s a funny thing because I think that might be a question that I get more than any question. It is the craziest thing. So we have that so-called area, they consider it like a sacred area, and I will say this, I don’t think I’m a believer, but I have interviewed pilots that look – I like Tom Cruise – but better than Tom Cruise.”

He continued, “They were in the Oval Office, three or four pilots, these are not people that makeup stories, they said, ‘All I know, sir, is there was a round object that was going four times faster than my F-22,’ which is a very fast plane.”

Trump concluded, “Four or five guys I’ve interviewed, solid people, great pilots for the U.S. Air Force, etcetera, they’ve seen things that they cannot explain.”

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[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gutfeld! co-host Tyrus then asked, “Follow-up question, Mr. President. If in fact there are aliens, would you be willing to put tariffs on them?”

“Yes,” replied Trump.

Goddamnit, we don't need an interstellar trade war. Next thing you know they've got a blockade and droids invading, and it's all downhill from there.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And then, before you know it...

[–] Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This entire time we though Trump was old palatine, when he was Jar jar Binks all along.

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Darth Jar Jar maybe.