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It's the dunk tank.

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[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)
  1. Strawpedoing six bottles of Smirnoff Ice at Oceana while Cascada plays.

Excuse me, strawwhat? libertarian-alert

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The good thing about British English is that there's never going to be any confusion about "paedo" as in "paedophile" and "pedo" as in "torpedo", at least in writing.

[–] Hexboare@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

The loss of ae was a disaster for languages

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

I didn't even consider that really, yet another cultural L for TERF Island that everyone will think of pedophile before torpedo when they see that combination of letters.

[–] GiveOver 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Aye but there's always a mixup when software developers need a nonce

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

That term does makes me feel a bit weird about referring to "nonce words"

[–] Eco@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)

great way to down a drink - cw: reddit but actually a pretty decent video showing the concept

[–] Deadend@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That’s… next level alcoholism.

[–] Eco@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

fun fact: i learnt this trick at age 13. britain is great like that

[–] huf@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

what a strange thing to want a great technique for... why?

[–] Eco@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

because alcoholism is british culture

[–] huf@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you mean european culture, but yeah.

still, there's no need to chug drinks to achieve alcoholism.

[–] Hexboare@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

if i dont drink straight spirits i cant be an alcoholic guvna

[–] huf@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

and other fairy tales we tells ourselves :)

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