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According to Daily Mail, the lewd act with a cucumber took place around 5:30pm in the Truxton Circle neighborhood north of D.C. It was actually close to a high school so that might bring even more problems his way if he’s eventually caught. In the video posted to Reddit, the unidentified man is seen going into the driveway of the home before he then positions a cucumber in the front grill of a parked SUV. Then, he checks his surroundings to make sure nobody is looking (he didn’t spot the camera) and makes the cucumber into an adult toy seemingly putting it inside of himself.

The footage was shared to Reddit by the homeowner with the doorbell cam in hopes of identifying the culprit. Catherine Baker told DCNewsNow, “I was so disgusted, and freaked out. I want people, I want my neighbors to know and keep an eye out for this person. I want parents to be mindful. There’s a lot of kids, there are high school students, they walk themselves to and from school but we all have to be vigilant about this kind of thing.”

In the video, you can see him finally notice the security camera and that’s when he puts the cucumber back in his lunchbox and calmly walks away from the scene. Was he saving it for later? Why did he put it back in the lunchbox? Daily Mail reports that the man could face a fine up to $300 and faces 90 days behind bars if caught and convicted.