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This is an Aristocats joke, right?
the parrot Iago THE ARISTOCRATS
SO THE SULTAN STAHHTS FUCKIN' JASMINE, AND JASMINE IS SUCKIN' ON RAJAH, AND RAJAH IS GETTIN' FUCKED BY ABU, AND ABU IS JOYYKIN' OFF ALADDIN, AND ALADDIN IS RUBBIN' THE LAMP, AND THE LAMP IS SHITTIN' OUT THE GENIE, AND THE GENIE IS LICKIN' ON THE MAGIC CAHHPET, THE MAGIC CAHHPET IS ROLLED UP AROUND JAFAR'S LONG, CURLY COCK.. AND JAFAR IS SHOVIN' HIS STAFF UP THE ASS OF THE SULTAN.. AND --
Bravo this got me laughing way too hard. The spelling of "JOYYKIN'" especially sold the whole effect
Disney taking notes before they acquire PornHub
Uncle Jesse’s brother-in-law THE ARISTOCRATS
For those unaware....
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If you want to be sure to wake up in the morning, set this as your alarm.
I tried listening but without context, that was just disgusting af
That's literally the point of the joke. Wiki link